The fastest stang in town

[bigjohnson4.6gt]

Be prepared fellas, its stroked bigtime
http://worcester.craigslist.org/cto/1228746868.html

[TunedPort 335]

I had to post this under automobiles because craigslist doesnt have a category for nuclear powered mustang missiles!

I'll be damned if this guy doesn't suck cock on a daily basis.


But.


Its a joke

[SickboySS]

what a knob..."have legit salvage title in hand", hahahahaha

[Mystic1199]

love the start


First let me say who I WILL NOT sell my sweet stang to:
1. People that are afraid to go fast
2. People that pretend they have the money but really don't
3. Anyone allergic to TIRE SMOKE (this car launches so hard it will make your chest pubes go completely straight and then fall out)

[bigjohnson4.6gt]

This car is so loud it will make your neighbors cat literally SH!T when you fire it up. Its got 410's out back to get the party started.

[WTR?]

Awesome Post!!!!

[BONESTOCK]

Damn post removed! Sounded funny from the quotes!!

[qwik88]

Originally Posted by BONESTOCK

Damn post removed! Sounded funny from the quotes!!

still working for me so here it is



First let me say who I WILL NOT sell my sweet stang to:
1. People that are afraid to go fast
2. People that pretend they have the money but really don't
3. Anyone allergic to TIRE SMOKE (this car launches so hard it will make your chest pubes go completely straight and then fall out)

If you want to know why Im selling it...dont even ask. I wont tell you because its none of your business...PERIOD. I have my reasons and they are serious and personal reasons that are complicated and secret. So if you think you need to know why Im selling it, then move on to the next pony because I Aint about to tell you my private stuff. And dont try to guess why because I aint playin games. I aint getting divorced if that was you guess.

Exterior:
New custom paint with 4, yes count them 4 racing stripes. Saleen style spoiler and STORMIN NORMIN hood still primered but if I get my price Ill consider getting them painted. So racing stripes are just on roof for the moment. Not that it matters because you cant see the paint through the smoke. If you hate your girlfriends kids, this is a good car to buy because it is so fast it will make them puke and never want to ride with you again. So if you dont like to be seen with stupid kids, this THE transportation for you. Got 79-93 tail lights and 87-93 bumper cover with stock fog lights AND PIAA fog lights to help guide you out of an INSANE BURNOUT.
Needs tires on back, obviously. Its got 96 Cobra wheels. There is no rust on this car anywhere because it has never seen any water since i bought and TOTALLY tricked it out. If you think it has rust, you are wrong and I will put my money where my mouth is on that fact... the fact that there is not ANY rust.

Interior is full custom. Racing seats. Racing steering wheel and MONSTER tack with shift lite. Thats all you need to know. Except that this is the fastest mustang around. I heard the cops said it is public enemy number 1 because of all the camaro A$$ I kick when Im piloting this SPACE SHIP. I made a roll bar for it but I haven't installed it yet. You can have it for the right money.

Now for the important stuff...the MOTOR.
I had to post this under automobiles because craigslist doesnt have a category for nuclear powered mustang missiles!
Custom motor built by my brother and uncle. (my uncle is a semi pro mechanic at thompson raceway so you know its done right. he has all the right tools too) Bored over and stroked BIG TIME. Chrome valve covers and summit dress up kit. BBK Cold air kit for extra power. Headers and H Pipe done with Flowmaster 2 chambers. This car is so loud it will make your neighbors cat literally SH!T when you fire it up. Its got 410's out back to get the party started. Rebuilt t-5 tranny. its got a big fuel pumps and all that to feed the monster under the hood. When you get on the throttle the first time you will know why it needs 4 racing stripes. Motor burns a little oil...but that doesnt affect the power. It comes on strong. This car will lay a steaming hot pile on your ex girls lawn if you want to get serious about driving it fast. Shell know it was you but its not like she can prove it because she cant see the car thru the TIRE SMOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.


If you want a car that will help you get chicks this is IT. It runs a little fat so some girls that dont like the smell of gas get nauseous. One thing that wont be fat is the chicks that want a ride though cause everyone knows that fat girls dont like like riding in heat seeking ballistic mustang missiles. But if they did...this thing has got plenty of power to get them moving.

No low ballers, test pilots, tire kickers, or collectors (dont even try to screw me...I know what I got.) Email me if you want to see it cause I need to have my uncle take a look at something before you come. Nothing major probably just a bad oil pump or piston. With my uncles tools we will have it fixed quick. Hes got everything.

If you come to my house in a camaro to see my STANG be prepared to race for pink slips. Ill be selling your POS camaro up here the next day cause I wouldnt want it anyway.

I will start accepting offers at 18700 but if you know anything about foxbodys you know the prices are doing nothing but going up and a custom foxbody with awesome mods gets BIG $$$$$$$$$$$. This car is an investment. I have about 15k in sweat and another 2k in parts in this thing so its better than stocks for an investment. Not sure on actual mileage. Have legit salvage title IN HAND for quick sale though.

Picture isnt actual car, but this should give you an idea about the kind of power im talking about.


Location: The Fast Lane

[igotasweetride]

i couldn't get past the first shitty paragraph. very lame ass attempt to be funny

[OG Killah]

The sad thing is there are some fox body owners who would probably think this car was a deal if it was a legit ad.

[BONZ]

Originally Posted by OG Killah

The sad thing is there are some fox body owners who would probably think this car was a deal if it was a legit ad.

Fuck, that's a false ad???

[BONESTOCK]

ha! Thanks for the quote!

[finnedandthefuryous]

That's fucking hilarious, Almost every fox body ad I've ever read has at least one component of that post.

[Hissing Cobra]

That is the lamest add that I've ever seen. It's probably a mid-13 second ride, with primed body panels, uncomfortable racing seats and bald tires. Whoever buys this for $18,700 is getting the deal of the century.