DevaROH
10-21-2003, 08:04 PM
found this on another forum thought it was funny...
"What Your Car Says About You"
1. Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
2. Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars.
3. Acura NSX: I am impotent.
4. Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires.
5. Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
6. Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson.
7. Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp.
8. Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people.
9. Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
10. Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a midlife crisis.
11. Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
12. Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
13. Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
14. Dodge Dart: I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
15. Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
16. Ford Fairmont: (see Dodge Dart)
17. Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones.
18. Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow down to 55 and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
19. Ford Escort: I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
20. Ford Focus: I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
21. Geo tracker: I couldn't afford a real SUV.
22. Honda Civic: I have just graduated and I have no credit.
23. Honda Accord: I am a college kid spending Daddy's money on ugly car accessories.
24. Honda Del Sol: I have always said that half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
25. Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
"What Your Car Says About You"
1. Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
2. Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars.
3. Acura NSX: I am impotent.
4. Audi 90: I enjoy putting out engine fires.
5. Buick Park Avenue: I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
6. Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson.
7. Cadillac Seville: I am a pimp.
8. Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating up people.
9. Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette.
10. Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a midlife crisis.
11. Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
12. Chrysler Cordoba: I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
13. Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
14. Dodge Dart: I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower.
15. Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
16. Ford Fairmont: (see Dodge Dart)
17. Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones.
18. Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy having people slow down to 55 and change lanes when I pull up behind them.
19. Ford Escort: I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
20. Ford Focus: I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
21. Geo tracker: I couldn't afford a real SUV.
22. Honda Civic: I have just graduated and I have no credit.
23. Honda Accord: I am a college kid spending Daddy's money on ugly car accessories.
24. Honda Del Sol: I have always said that half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.
25. Infiniti Q45: I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.