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WETDRM
11-19-2003, 11:37 PM
Ok so im sitting at an offramp yesterday stuck at a long asss red light,and there is one of those bums on the sidewalk with a sighn asking for change.i happen to look to my left and a young kid 21 to maybe 25 pulls up next to me in a brand new vette.well this must have set the bum off cause he gets all upset and starts yelling and swearing at the kid in the vette,the kid in the vette just tells the guy to go fuck himself and rolls up the window.well the bum getts even more pist and whips his sighn at the vette bouncing it off the roof.the kid in the vette rolls back down the window , tells the bum to get a fucking life and stop begging for change . well then the bum goes fucking balistic runs over to the vette and putts his foot right through the rear 1/4. the kid getts out of his car the bum starts running away the guys yelling at the top of his lungs chasing the guy throwing quarters at him , and telling him hes going beetem with a wad of hundreds.....then the light changed and i drove off.....i looked back and the kid was still chasing the guy wipping quarters......
540Malibu
11-19-2003, 11:56 PM
http://www.mustangmods.com/data/4608/jesuslovesu.jpg
DevaROH
11-19-2003, 11:58 PM
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! i think i may die right now, cause i can't breath!!!!!!
Blackwidow
11-20-2003, 01:13 AM
justifiable homicide
WETDRM
11-20-2003, 01:15 AM
it was the funniest thing ive seen in a long time:smokin:
heelz19
11-20-2003, 01:17 AM
HAHA I can see one of those fucking bums doing that.....

Matt
BigYella
11-20-2003, 03:59 AM
he shuda just gave the guy a buck or two and left
X
11-20-2003, 09:40 AM
Now that's funny!!
ZIPPY
11-20-2003, 11:09 AM
http://www.funnydaze.co.uk/funnies/fun%20pics/images/homeless_jpg.jpg
FATBLOCKMARO
11-20-2003, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by BlownOutSC
http://www.funnydaze.co.uk/funnies/fun%20pics/images/homeless_jpg.jpg


LOL
MustangSarahGT
11-20-2003, 11:34 AM
I would have loved to see that in person
Paulie C.
11-20-2003, 03:49 PM
if the bum was smart he would have jumped in the vette lol
Feral
11-20-2003, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by BlownOutSC
http://www.funnydaze.co.uk/funnies/fun%20pics/images/homeless_jpg.jpg

I'd give this dude everything in my wallet ... LOL :lol:
FAST4x4
11-20-2003, 04:41 PM
that was good, I wish I was there to see that
Igetlaidalot
11-20-2003, 04:50 PM
hell man id jump out of my car and help the guy, unless i had to chase the bum. i mean if he was there then id yell at him or rob him or something, but none of that runing him down and shit


YOU AINT CATCHIN NO CRACKHEAD
FAST4x4
11-20-2003, 04:53 PM
also Don, were you in your car or the cab? hell I would have taken the vette when the dude went running. Then he could have posted in the bad day thread, his car gets kicked in then when he gets out it gets stolen rofl
BobFitz82
11-20-2003, 06:43 PM
LOL that is fuckin great :smokin:
ScoobyGT
11-20-2003, 07:25 PM
:lol:
KELLEE
11-22-2003, 01:09 PM
I gave the female bum some change once and the next I saw booking drugs on the same corner so I said no fucking way am I ever paying any mind to those
Igetlaidalot
11-22-2003, 02:55 PM
Heres 5 dollars, go buy yourself a suit


Oh ill buy a suit....OF DRUGS!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
02"laser" Red
11-22-2003, 07:53 PM
Bums are victims of there own shortcomings. I think they should be exterminated. I bet that would turn future bums another direction.:smokin:
CaMaRoTrIsH
10-12-2005, 03:18 PM
ok i know this is crazy old but that is one fucking funny story
ScoobyGT
10-12-2005, 03:23 PM
it's wicked funny cuz I was reading and I didn't even look at the post date and I'm like, wow, I think I've read this before.

Yeah. Still funny tho :D
Devin Mac
10-12-2005, 03:27 PM
it's wicked funny cuz I was reading and I didn't even look at the post date and I'm like, wow, I think I've read this before.

Yeah. Still funny tho :D

i did the same thing. i need more sleep...
Mr Joshua
10-12-2005, 05:10 PM
i don't even remember reading this one...hrmm
http://bewilderment.geeksanon.ca/pics/ninjas.jpg
ScoobyGT
10-12-2005, 05:57 PM
:lol: that's priceless.
383BackInBlack
10-12-2005, 06:08 PM
don that awesome haha.....

100 points for the bum for putting his foot right through the quarter hahahahaha
REXLR8
10-12-2005, 06:14 PM
i don't even remember reading this one...hrmm
http://bewilderment.geeksanon.ca/pics/ninjas.jpg[/IMG]

hahahaha
WETDRM
10-12-2005, 07:36 PM
LOL...i totaly forgot about that...LOL...that was one of the funniest things ive ever seen.......oh and the name of the thread starter should of gave you a clue to how old it was...shit i changed my name along time ago.
03slutstang
10-12-2005, 10:23 PM
i know a kid who works in boston, 24, and drives a red c5 coupe.... sounds like something he'd do too... hmmm
IROCZ355
10-12-2005, 10:38 PM
Hahaha..best is chasing the guy throwing quarters at him the whole time..haha
F-Bobby
10-13-2005, 05:42 PM
i know a kid who works in boston, 24, and drives a red c5 coupe.... sounds like something he'd do too... hmmm

ask him if he ever raced a black 3rd gen firebird on rt 9 that was right next to him for two gears. I raced some punk kid in a c-5 with the formula. i went out of the light and he waited and didnt act like he was gonna race till i shifted second then he mashed it. so i downed it back to 1st and stayed right with him to about 60. he was BULLSHIT.