grygst76
11-12-2003, 03:07 PM
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we
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> > >So . . . Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
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> > >Take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing
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> > >are still "with it". The spaces below are so you don't see the answers
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> > >OK . . . relax, clear your mind . . . let's start . . ..
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> > >1 . What do you put in a toaster?
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> > >The answer is "bread". If you said "toast", then give up now and go do
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> > >Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the
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>overheat. It
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> > >may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
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> > >appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said "water", then
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> > >Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks",
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> > >the devil are you still doing here, reading these questions?? If you
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> > >4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If
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> > >will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided into West
>Germany
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> > >a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he
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> > >time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land"
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> > >East Germanyand West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East
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> > >Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
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> > >are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane
>crash.
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> > >Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the
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> > >5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then
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> > >Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than
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> > >Everyone else proceed to the final question.
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> > >6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from Londonto
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> > >MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
>six
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> > >people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
>get
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> > >off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get
>on. In
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> > >Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six
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> > >people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What
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> > >Answer: Oh, Jesus! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!!
>grow
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> > >older, it's important that we keep mentally alert.
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> > >
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> > >The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the
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> > >brain.
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> > >
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> > >So . . . Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
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> > >intelligence.
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> > >
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> > >Take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing
>it or
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> > >are still "with it". The spaces below are so you don't see the answers
>until
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> > >you have made your own .
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> > >
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> > >OK . . . relax, clear your mind . . . let's start . . ..
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> > >1 . What do you put in a toaster?
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> > >The answer is "bread". If you said "toast", then give up now and go do
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> > >something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said "bread", go to
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> > >Question 2.
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> > >2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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> > >Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not attempt the
>next
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> > >question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and it may even
>overheat. It
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> > >may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
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> > >appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said "water", then
>proceed to
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> > >Question 3.
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> > >3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
>blue
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> > >bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
>made
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> > >from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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> > >Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks",
>what
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> > >the devil are you still doing here, reading these questions?? If you
>said
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> > >"glass", then go on to Question 4.
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> > >4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If
>you
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> > >will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided into West
>Germany
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> > >and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail.
>The
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> > >pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
>decides on
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> > >a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he
>has
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> > >time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land"
>between
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> > >East Germanyand West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East
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> > >Germanyor West Germanyor in "no man's land"?
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> > >Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING
>else, you
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> > >are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane
>crash.
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> > >Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the
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> > >survivors", then proceed to the next question.
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> > >5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then
>how
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> > >many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
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> > >Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than
>"one
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> > >degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are
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> > >obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room.
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> > >Everyone else proceed to the final question.
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> > >6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from Londonto
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> > >MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
>six
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> > >people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
>get
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> > >off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get
>on. In
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> > >Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six
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> > >people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What
>was
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> > >Answer: Oh, Jesus! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!!