Bren vs. Pat

[Igetlaidalot]

i remember when a certain malibu had something thrown at it...bad things tend to happen...


that just not right, but good kill anyway.




"you just dont fuck with another mans automobile..."

"is a foot massage as bad as eatin out her pussy? no, but its the same ballpark."
"Aint no ballpark neither, it aint the same team, it aint even the same fuckin sport"

[bren]

pat from my sources, being your friends and my friend at UMASS, you dont get laid at all.

I hear you were still a virgin till you got to Amherst, then you got attached to the girl and she wanted nothin to do with you

a more appropriate title would be "Myhandgetslaidalot" or until your roommate walks in.

quit now, before i release further embarassment.

[Jcb890]

oooooooo snap son.

[NickPSI]

This is getting awesome, I love intarnet arguements. Makes me feel like a high school guidance councilor! wau! :ak1:

[Igetlaidalot]

bren, who the fuck do you know here?
you know youre gettin kinda personal, so if you want to stop being a little bitch, ill be more than happy to teach you a thing or two...





just so were clear, im saying if that youre as tough as you think you are, ill be more than happy to put you in the hospital




anytime fucker, come on up here and stay with whoever the fuck you know up here.



and believe me, the people who youre talkin to dont know whats goin on

[bren]

if thats not true, why would you get so defensive?

truth > y0u

now go back to your garage and splooge shine those pushrod covers and sob over your 10 bolt.

[bren]

never said i was tough, just exposing you for the dick riding 19 yr old virgin you are.

end of story.

[Jcb890]

now now bren and pat, cant we all just get along?

[bren]

what do you have against me pat?

"honda sux0r, vtak haha < 400 poWeRz, low 3nd tOrk y0! ChIq cAr nON-TURDBO HaR! 69>2003 no warrenty > 7 year warrenty, fat CHiq haR HaR wIKE EcLipSe TeE HEe"

i lost my virginty when i was 14 Pat, lost it again the next day, and had sex about 3 hours ago.

bren > pat.

[Igetlaidalot]

bren, i got nothing against you, at all


i dont give a shit really about who makes or drives what car...you read way too far into anything i say.

and i never talk shit about my car. ever. ive never said my car was fast or that it was great. i have said that it looks good and that it sounds good, and im the first to say that its slow as fuck. so youre not telling anyone anything new.

if you think losing your virginity at 14 makes you a man, i feel sorry for you


if you think youre better than me, be my guest to have that opinion

[ThaSac (MicZic)]

:eh:

...why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends..........

Zach

[bren]

the point was i had a chance to lose it at 14 -> you didnt, and i did, although you didnt have a chance till you were 18 and since you like to advertise you "igetlaidalot." and "69 is great".

Apparently having sex with a sloppy drunk Amherst girl = really hard to do.

i dont advertise my user name as "gotlaidatage14"

therefore i am going to rip on you.

[H3llphyre]

*sits down and grabs popcorn* this is getting good.

[Igetlaidalot]

it had nothing to do with chances, it had to do with taste and standards, thats not a shot at you, im sure you had plenty.

but ive never fucked a drunk girl in my life nor will i ever, unless its someone i already have a relationship with, but im not about takin advantage of anyone.


any kenny suggested the name when i joined, it was the first day of the site, and kenny said thats what i should call myself. because its funny. but i get laid plenty. its not an advertisement. its supposed to be funny.


and the 69 is great is somewhat of a pun, being that i drive a car that was built in 69 and also i enjoy mutual simultaneous oral sex. im sure you do too.

[Igetlaidalot]

hey bren, just curious, who is telling you all these juicy little tidbits about me, im 99% sure of who it is, but it would be great to have you confirm that

[H3llphyre]

Originally posted by Igetlaidalot
hey bren, just curious, who is telling you all these juicy little tidbits about me, im 99% sure of who it is, but it would be great to have you confirm that
The Easter Bunny

[Igetlaidalot]

Originally posted by H3llphyre
The Easter Bunny

unlikely, but ill add that to my consideration

[Igetlaidalot]

aww he left, sorry that you guys got your popcorn all popped for nothing.

[Brad S]

Being a virgin isnt a bad thing! Just know that.

[Igetlaidalot]

when i was a virgin, it never bothered me, some guys think that getting laid all the time makes you a man or cool or some shit like that, but it takes a little more than that

[Brad S]

Originally posted by Igetlaidalot
when i was a virgin, it never bothered me, some guys think that getting laid all the time makes you a man or cool or some shit like that, but it takes a little more than that

For sure, I wasnt ready till well after highschool. I had several chances in highschool, but it never seemed right. There is no shame in taking your time.

[H3llphyre]

Originally posted by Igetlaidalot
when i was a virgin, it never bothered me, some guys think that getting laid all the time makes you a man or cool or some shit like that, but it takes a little more than that

CUZ YOU MAKE ME FEEL.... YOU MAKE ME FEEL... YOU MAKE ME FEEEEL LIIIKE A NAAATUUURAAAL... oh wait.

[540Malibu]

Originally posted by bren y0
never said i was tough, just exposing you for the dick riding 19 yr old virgin you are.

end of story.

^^^ still angry for not having torque

[Blackwidow]

Originally posted by Brad S
For sure, I wasnt ready till well after highschool. I had several chances in highschool, but it never seemed right. There is no shame in taking your time.


did you just say that on the internet?????????



wow


Grabs popcorn and girls head thats lying on his bed and puts her mouth over dick while reading rest of posts

[Jcb890]

lol

[heelz19]

I didnt have a chance to read this earlier.......i was busy having sex....sorry........got the popcorn now......go on........

Matt

[heelz19]

http://www.clipart-directory.com/gfimages/tn_999_popcorn.gif

Matt

[Blackwidow]

Originally posted by heelz19
I didnt have a chance to read this earlier.......i was busy having sex....sorry........got the popcorn now......go on........

Matt


hahha ah yes .. as were the rest of us:thumbsup:


your room mate break up with that incredible girl yet?

[heelz19]

http://us.st6.yimg.com/store3.yimg.com/I/sexualpositions_1728_4029624

[heelz19]

No.......but when they fight she sleeps in my bed with me....and its usually when she is drunk......she is all about my dick when she is drunk and i am drunk......She likes to grab......haha.......

Matt

[92stealthES]

Igetlaidalot have u parked outside of webster in orchard hill?????cause i swear ive seen ur car on campus.

[NickPSI]

Originally posted by Brad S
Being a virgin isnt a bad thing! Just know that.

Yeah I mean, all you gotta do is scrub the shower tiles a LITTLE BIT harder. It's not that big of a deal.

[bren]

only thing good about being a virgin in modern society is the fact girls take more pity on you and you will get laid "quicker"

[WETDRM]

Originally posted by H3llphyre
*sits down and grabs popcorn* this is getting good.


*sitts down next to jay.....steals some of his popcorn,and cracks a beer*

[nstynotch]

Originally posted by Brad S
Being a virgin isnt a bad thing! Just know that.
are you saying your still a virgin??????? i will take care of your girl if she needs it.

[DevaROH]

Originally posted by 91 notch
are you saying your still a virgin??????? i will take care of your girl if she needs it. umm already called it!!!

[nstynotch]

Originally posted by 95stang50
umm already called it!!! sorry must have missed it

[ZIPPY]

is she the chick who got photochopped to looking like a whore in the middle of the combat zone..cuase if so...ill take a piece of that action

[H3llphyre]

Originally posted by BlownOutSC
is she the chick who got photochopped to looking like a whore in the middle of the combat zone..cuase if so...ill take a piece of that action

You mean this one?

[ZIPPY]

Originally posted by H3llphyre
You mean this one?


hahaha yeah that one....anyone got her number?...ill tell heri found it on kennys dorm room wall with 3 and a half stars next to it

[H3llphyre]

Originally posted by BlownOutSC
hahaha yeah that one....anyone got her number?...ill tell heri found it on kennys dorm room wall with 3 and a half stars next to it

BWAHAHAHA!

[Blackwidow]

Originally posted by BlownOutSC
hahaha yeah that one....anyone got her number?...ill tell heri found it on kennys dorm room wall with 3 and a half stars next to it


HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

dude you have NO IDEA :smokin:


i mean .. uhhh :sleep:

[ZIPPY]

Originally posted by Lil RedCorvette
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

dude you have NO IDEA :smokin:


i mean .. uhhh :sleep:


its all good..i like how u seperated everyone into categories

HOT CHICKS FROM SCHOOL
FRIENDS MOTHERS
DRUNK GIRLS FROM PARTIES
91 NOTCH
JUNIOR HIGH

[DevaROH]

i like how all of a sudden everyone is hitting on brads girl. hahahahahaha. but seriously, i lost my virginity when i was 18 to a girl that i was seriously in love with, and a little over a year ago that went sour. does that make me a bad person??? now i have been in college for 1.5 years and i am not looking for a real girlfriend, well i am just havn't found one that i am really interrested in yet. so right now i just get drunk, meet new girls, have "fun" with them and end it at that. does that make me a bad person???

[Feral]

Originally posted by 95stang50
i like how all of a sudden everyone is hitting on brads girl. hahahahahaha. but seriously, i lost my virginity when i was 18 to a girl that i was seriously in love with, and a little over a year ago that went sour. does that make me a bad person??? now i have been in college for 1.5 years and i am not looking for a real girlfriend, well i am just havn't found one that i am really interrested in yet. so right now i just get drunk, meet new girls, have "fun" with them and end it at that. does that make me a bad person???

Only if you're a puritan ... in which case everything must have meaning.

[92stealthES]

95stang50 im right with you. i figure i am you but just 1 year earlier:thumbsup:, only difference is i was 17 but only a few months shy of 18. 5.0's kick ass by the way:ban1:

[bren]

well i beleive there is a difference between making love and having sex.

I had sex first when i was 14, it sucked.

i made love first when i was 17, it was awesome.

Would i say save it for the first love? na.....too tempormental, too serious......could take some of us till 35 to love (Pat)

There also a difference between fucking 200 fat chicks and banging 3 trophy fucks, i chose the ladder and still did well.

[DevaROH]

no one ever said anything about fuckin fat chicks. like i said i still have standards when it comes to who i choose to fuck. just my standards for who i want to be with are a lot higher.

[DevaROH]

Originally posted by 92stealthES
95stang50 im right with you. i figure i am you but just 1 year earlier:thumbsup:, only difference is i was 17 but only a few months shy of 18. 5.0's kick ass by the way:ban1: thanks, its not too often that someone says something nice about my car on this site. and ya i had just turned 18 when met the girl and then it was only a short few weeks that my life changed. DAMN IT!!! now i'v started thinking about her again!!! :wtf2: :ak1: = ex

[ThaSac (MicZic)]

I had sex first when i was 14, it sucked.


Ya, those priests can be brutal

Zach

[TunedPort 335]

Originally posted by ThaSac (MicZic)
Ya, those priests can be brutal

Zach


:worship2: :owned:

ahahhaha omg

[H3llphyre]

Originally posted by bren y0
well i beleive there is a difference between making love and having sex.

I had sex first when i was 14, it sucked.

i made love first when i was 17, it was awesome.

Would i say save it for the first love? na.....too tempormental, too serious......could take some of us till 35 to love (Pat)

There also a difference between fucking 200 fat chicks and banging 3 trophy fucks, i chose the ladder and still did well.

Well, if we are all sharing. I would say I was in love the first time... I was 15. I was with that girl for 7 years after that. THen, as things usually do, it ended. Whatever. I don't regret doing that early, although I was a little too immature looking back now. Ah well... Live and learn.

[92stealthES]

DAMN IT!!! now i'v started thinking about her again!!!

Sorry man i know how you feel, FUCK EX's!:flipoff2:, they suck. And fuck whoever doesnt say something nice about your car, shit talkers are as bad as exgirlfriends. Mustangs are nasty period.

[bren]

zach, as long as ive known you ive never known you to get a stitch of pussy, priest or no priest :)

[Igetlaidalot]

yeah ive never been anywhere near in love, im just having fun right now til someone worthwhile comes along





but yeah 92stealthes i had my car up here, i live in dickinson, i have parked it outside webster at the beginning of the year, then i put it at teh back of the lot behind dickinson. but about a month ago i blew my rearend, so i dont have a car up here right now, but it looks like thats soon to change.

is your stealth up here? theres a kid in my building that races a vr4, and ive seen another vr4 on campus, i just got back from my ethics test, saw a stealth es that reminded me of my old one, it was parked in the webster lot, was that yours??

[ThaSac (MicZic)]

Originally posted by bren y0
zach, as long as ive known you ive never known you to get a stitch of pussy, priest or no priest :)

correct, thats way to much effort, I"m more of a watch tv drinkin a bev, snap snap, get to work, kick back and relax. No sense in gettin all sweaty when in the end its all the same.

Zach

[bren]

i love the rationalization of the sex deprived.

*grabs popcorn*

[BigYella]

As long as her boobs are big, i am all down for that yoohoo :hitit2:

[92stealthES]

but yeah 92stealthes i had my car up here, i live in dickinson, i have parked it outside webster at the beginning of the year, then i put it at teh back of the lot behind dickinson. but about a month ago i blew my rearend, so i dont have a car up here right now, but it looks like thats soon to change.

is your stealth up here? theres a kid in my building that races a vr4, and ive seen another vr4 on campus, i just got back from my ethics test, saw a stealth es that reminded me of my old one, it was parked in the webster lot, was that yours??

hahahaha this is too damn funny. that was my stealth es you saw today. i brought it up for this week, im leavin it at my sisters house off campus for the night. Can you tell its twin turboed??:D im all about the "Sleeper" look. i wanna talk to the kid with the vr-4. we should have some kind of umass car thing, maybe. me and my roomate(the kid with the blown 5.0 in my sig) talked to the guy with the black 93 hatchback stang today, u seen him around before? his cars sick, its got a 331 stroker and its fully built, he said he ran low 12's. dude this is so weird hahahaha, i can see dickinson through my window. sorry to hear about ur car. You ever been to NED or tested your 1/4 mile time if you did whatd u run????

[NickPSI]

Originally posted by 92stealthES
hahahaha this is too damn funny. that was my stealth es you saw today. i brought it up for this week, im leavin it at my sisters house off campus for the night. Can you tell its twin turboed??:D im all about the "Sleeper" look. i wanna talk to the kid with the vr-4. we should have some kind of umass car thing, maybe. me and my roomate(the kid with the blown 5.0 in my sig) talked to the guy with the black 93 hatchback stang today, u seen him around before? his cars sick, its got a 331 stroker and its fully built, he said he ran low 12's. dude this is so weird hahahaha, i can see dickinson through my window. sorry to hear about ur car. You ever been to NED or tested your 1/4 mile time if you did whatd u run????

Is the stealth FWD?

[DevaROH]

hey stealth, that 93 hatchback you speak of, it wouldn't be black would it? if so, his father has a '03 cobra, and his buddy goes to my school. he has a '70 chevelle i believe a 396 but could be a 454. i know its a big block

[F-Bobby]

well if i may chime in on this. i'm 19 and still a virgin i have also never had a girlfriend (to no ones surprise im sure). i figure as long as there is somethin broken that needs fixing on the car, then i have something to focus on. If for some reason i ever get the damn thing running and lookin how i want it to, then ill start lookin for a girl. Or until i happen to find oen that wants to help me make the car run (yeah no oen woudl wanna waste their time on that for sure) then ill consider it.


ok you may now continue with the bashing (grabs popcorn and coke) :cool1:

[92stealthES]

NickPSI- Right now its FWD, but that may change in the future.


95stang50- yea it is black! and we were talkin to him today and he told us about his dads 03 cobra!! HOLY SHIT EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE. where do you go to school??

[DevaROH]

Originally posted by 92stealthES
NickPSI- Right now its FWD, but that may change in the future.


95stang50- yea it is black! and we were talkin to him today and he told us about his dads 03 cobra!! HOLY SHIT EVERYONE KNOWS EVERYONE. where do you go to school?? Fitchburg State. for the most part we all met eachother over the summer in worchester. like you said earlier, i think that we should get together some weekend. if not now, then def. in the spring.

[Blackwidow]

Originally posted by Crovax Z26



ok you may now continue with the bashing (grabs popcorn and coke) :cool1:

just grabbin the popcorn right?




Love is overrated

Im a fucking whore .. and i love it

Girls dont need commitment .. they need time and money

[DevaROH]

Originally posted by Lil RedCorvette
just grabbin the popcorn right?




Love is overrated

Im a fucking whore .. and i love it

Girls dont need commitment .. they need time and money well thats one way of looking at things. i sometimes feel that way, but for the most part i am about making others happy. espically people that can make me happy.

[Igetlaidalot]

yeah the kid with the vr4 lives right below me, there are also two kids from bms that go here, one of them posts on this site too now.

i took my car up once for a baseline run and i ran a 15.3 not respectable at all, i know, maybe with some more runs i couldve shaved a little off, but i just wanted an idea of what i had to start with.

theres also a black 97 cobra vert on campus, hes pretty cool, and a kid from bms has a 98 vert here, and ive seen on 03 cobra vert on campus once or twice, but i dont think he keeps it here.

[H3llphyre]

Originally posted by Crovax Z26
well if i may chime in on this. i'm 19 and still a virgin i have also never had a girlfriend (to no ones surprise im sure). i figure as long as there is somethin broken that needs fixing on the car, then i have something to focus on. If for some reason i ever get the damn thing running and lookin how i want it to, then ill start lookin for a girl. Or until i happen to find oen that wants to help me make the car run (yeah no oen woudl wanna waste their time on that for sure) then ill consider it.


ok you may now continue with the bashing (grabs popcorn and coke) :cool1:

No problem with that. I've more or less had a steady girl (a few) since I was 15. Being with someone isnt all it is cracked up to be. Yeah, its nice but it is also a LOT of headaches. Sometimes, it just isn't worthwhile. But, it still doesnt stop me from trying to find new girls.

And don't wait for your car to be done. Any project car with NEVER be done. The second you come close to finishing it, your "vision" will change and the cycle begins all over again. So yeah, don't wait.

As for me. I think tomorrow or friday I will try and rope in one of the girls from my lit class... I figure I have nothing to lose, cuz chances are I won't bump into her after this class, as I avoid being on campus as much as possible. Shall see what happens.

[bottledbird68]

:sick of eating the popcorn, going out to find someone to have sex with right now....:

[NickPSI]

Originally posted by bottledbird68
:sick of eating the popcorn, going out to find someone to have sex with right now....:

BE CAREFUL SPENCE

[DevaROH]

Originally posted by bottledbird68
:sick of eating the popcorn, going out to find someone to have sex with right now....: I DID!!!!!:thumbsup:

[Jcb890]

haha, bren, u gotta edit ur post cuz zach did actually get laid a lil while ago:worship2: :worship2:

lol.

[bren]

laid by a girl eh? his fat slob girl goes under the "animal" catergory

[BigYella]

Originally posted by bren y0
laid by a girl eh? his fat slob girl goes under the "animal" catergory

ouch.....you two should get a room :thumbsup:

[540Malibu]

Originally posted by NickPSI
BE CAREFUL SPENCE

:wtf3:

[KELLEE]

Originally posted by 95stang50
i like how all of a sudden everyone is hitting on brads girl. hahahahahaha. but seriously, i lost my virginity when i was 18 to a girl that i was seriously in love with, and a little over a year ago that went sour. does that make me a bad person??? now i have been in college for 1.5 years and i am not looking for a real girlfriend, well i am just havn't found one that i am really interrested in yet. so right now i just get drunk, meet new girls, have "fun" with them and end it at that. does that make me a bad person??? YES especially when you are trying to mack on my friends

[Blackwidow]

mad stids mad stids





on the road to play you face many speed bumps:hurl:

[KELLEE]

Originally posted by Lil RedCorvette
mad stids mad stids





on the road to play you face many speed bumps:hurl:

LOL:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: