ZIPPY
10-23-2003, 10:39 PM
You Know You're Trailer Trash When...
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in- laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.
5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch
this"
8. You think Don Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are,
"Gentlemen start your engines."
12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it
wheels.
13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
much gas is in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.
17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
it.
( Is this a WV thing or WHAT? - ie: Pat Hawk)
18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
21. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip
on the side....
22. If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart...
23. If your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V...
25. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table...
26. If you think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the K-
Mart...
27. If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always
brings you home...
28. If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of
improvement...
29. If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher
30. If you've ever asked the preacher "How's it hangin?"
31. If you missed 8th grade graduation because you had jury duty...
32. If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph...
33. If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you
take them out to see what it is...
34. If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said
concentrate...
1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in- laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.
5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch
this"
8. You think Don Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are,
"Gentlemen start your engines."
12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it
wheels.
13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
much gas is in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.
17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
it.
( Is this a WV thing or WHAT? - ie: Pat Hawk)
18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
21. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip
on the side....
22. If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart...
23. If your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V...
25. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table...
26. If you think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the K-
Mart...
27. If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always
brings you home...
28. If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of
improvement...
29. If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher
30. If you've ever asked the preacher "How's it hangin?"
31. If you missed 8th grade graduation because you had jury duty...
32. If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph...
33. If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you
take them out to see what it is...
34. If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said
concentrate...